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CarbonChloride
Well , it`s kinda of 'my name'. I dislike my original name so let's just cut the crap.29thSeptember1995; presents isn't a necessity , but a wish would be nice. Friends powers up my life , &Soccer is a L-O-V-E! "Fear not for the future;Weep not for the past." -Percy Bysshe Shelley. I have short attention span which is stupid, at least for me. I find joy in collecting receipts, especially ones with huge amounts. I have a sensitive side of my brain but it's pretty okay now . I'm attracted to the the sunlight, but I love the dark, for some WIERD reason. I love to go to school, but not so much for studying. I'm pure lazy, which MOST people tend to comment about. I love cleaniness - which is quite uncommon for a teenager in these modern times. I love to whine, I love to sleep - 2 things that keeps my parents notice me. I love to play jokes, which is more or less another reason why I LOVE MY LIFE. I hate window-shopping with myself; I prefer to keep everything SHORT&SWEET I condemn copycats; originality is more of my cup of tea . I dislike irritating shits, so shovel your face away if you are one! I pray hard that I don't see anything that spoils my eye, if you know what I mean. &lastly , I'm not perfect, & no one is so don't discriminate. :D " Only by desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich." –Democritus. Tagbox .
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CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 2 .
Friday, June 18, 2010
Hello people ~!Well , I'm back . Before I start , I'd like to express my gratitude to those who actually think " CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings " is nice , & not a waste of time . Additionally , they found it interesting & asked me to continue . Well , here I am . (: CHEERS FOR ME ! Lets get started . But firstly , lets recap a little bit about episode 1 . There's this part .. " Mhmm , closer friends of mine would know that this piece of Carbon Chloride hates only 3 things in his entire life : 1 . CHEEEEENA DOGS - they are invading Singapore . 2 . People with a HUGE B.O. - they irks me , & I'm sure everyone too . 3 . Absolute mama's girls & mama's boys - you know the reason . " Yeah , well one of it is going to be the topic for today . Guesses anyone ? Okay , its CHEEEEEEEEEENA dogs . Or should I say , CHEEEEEEENA bastards . Like seriously people , why does the Singapore government even allow those fugly bastards to migrate to Singapore ? If it continues I wonder what will happen ? 2000 : CHEENA invades . 2010 : CHEENA starts to bootlick & stuffs . 2040 : CHEENA TAKEOVER ? O M G . Like , seriously . You'll see them everywhere . On the bus , in the train , in schools & in geylang , selling their smelly bodies . Even my chinese teachers are from that crappy country . They are like , so irritating , with their STUPID dumb slang . Similar to Malaysia , Singaporeans can easily PAWN CHEEENA'S ASS . Want to bet ? I'll bet on CHEENA's nuclear weapons . Lets check it out . An Irritating CHEENA Person whom migrated to Singapore VS An Average Singaporean . CHEENA : Yo , 没有用的新加坡人 , 你好吗 ? S`PORE : Kaninabu Chao Chee Bai , Siam la fcuking dog . CHEENA : huh ? 你在讲什么 ? 你在骂我吗 ? 如过是的请说华语 . S`PORE : Kanina , 没有没有 , 我在说你妈妈是 prostitute lah . 不是骂你 . & talk Chinese ah ? BEG ME LOR . CHEENA : 你是在骂我妈妈什么 ? 我听不懂 . S`PORE : 听听听 , 听 your lanjiao lah . And 听不懂 then your taiji lah . CHEENA : 我真的听不懂 ! 你在说什么蓝桥 ? 你们新加坡的桥吗 ? S`PORE : Your lanjiao lah . But you CHEENA should be no lanjiao . CHEENA : 你在骂我国家吗 ? 如果你要骂骂我 , 别骂我国家你这只狗 ! S`PORE : 我 want to 骂 your 国家 leh . Then you want how ? CHEENA : 你 .. S`PORE : 你 what 你 ? 你 your lampa lah . CHEENA : 你 .. S`PORE : Ahh , 你 somemore . CHEENA : 你是找打架吗 ? *S`POREAN punches his dick * S`PORE : 打 finish already . CHEENA : 你打我 ? 我和我妈妈说 ! S`PORE : Okay , bus 80 straight to geylang . LOL , okayokay . I know it's kinda lame . But that's how it's supposed to be . (: Anyways , I to make a long story short , CHEENA's are just invading SG . We should like , I don't know ? Make them NOT FEEL AT HOME . If you know what it mean . ~.~ But some of you might suggest : Well , what did the CHEENAS do to us ? In fact , they even helped us , like some of them are migrant workers at a construction site & some help with the teaching & stuffs . Correction . Well , what did they do to us ? I don't know ? Probably something like sneezing loudly without covering their mouth ? Or how about talking loudly in a library ? & besides , when it comes to migrant construction workers , blangladashi workers are the best . Well , at least they are trained for it & in comparision to the CHEENAS , they are obviously much more harworking . Well, teaching is the most important point . They came to Singapore with to teach Chinese . & they obviously rise to the top . They just keep speaking chinese , thats why they can come to Singapore to easily teach . It's like asking a Primary 6 student here to go over & teach English . SAME . But these incidents are not as ridiculous . Check this out . Beijing Olymipics : SINGAPOREANS asked CHEENAS to carry a SINGAPORE FLAG to fight CHEENAS in CHEENA in the finals . How epic is that ? Anyways , final story , I don't like CHEENAS . LOL . Yeah , & I should stop condemning them now , for I'll get sued even more . Thats if , I get sued . If you find my episodes nice , remember to tag & introduce to your friends ! Okayokay , remember to catch the CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 3 . But here's the catch - you get to choose the topic . You get to choose something you don't like & I'll rant about it . So , tag on my tagbox what you want me to rant on ! (: CHEERS ! ~.~ |
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