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CarbonChloride Well , it`s kinda of 'my name'. I dislike my original name so let's just cut the crap.
29thSeptember1995; presents isn't a necessity , but a wish would be nice.
Friends powers up my life , &Soccer is a L-O-V-E!

"Fear not for the future;Weep not for the past." -Percy Bysshe Shelley.

I have short attention span which is stupid, at least for me.
I find joy in collecting receipts, especially ones with huge amounts.
I have a sensitive side of my brain but it's pretty okay now .

I'm attracted to the the sunlight, but I love the dark, for some WIERD reason.
I love to go to school, but not so much for studying.
I'm pure lazy, which MOST people tend to comment about.
I love cleaniness - which is quite uncommon for a teenager in these modern times.
I love to whine, I love to sleep - 2 things that keeps my parents notice me.
I love to play jokes, which is more or less another reason why I LOVE MY LIFE.

I hate window-shopping with myself; I prefer to keep everything SHORT&SWEET
I condemn copycats; originality is more of my cup of tea .
I dislike irritating shits, so shovel your face away if you are one!
I pray hard that I don't see anything that spoils my eye, if you know what I mean.


&lastly , I'm not perfect, & no one is so don't discriminate. :D
" Only by desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich." –Democritus.




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LOL
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Yes , people , I know .
It's not out , but I seriously dont know what to blog about . WHEN I THINK of it , it will come out .

YES .


LOL , in the meantime , probably some useless daily bloggings .
Anyways , BYE .

Blog tomorrow or something . :D

LOL .
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Well earthlings .
I know .
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BLOG ?

Yeah . I'm here to update it . Hmm , Episode 4 ?
Probably either tomorrow/monday/tuesday .
Provided I have the time , if wou'd understand .
LOL .

Shall end my post here . I need to go for that stupid SWAP leader meeting . =.=

CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 3 .
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Well , firstly , thanks for the support from everyone .
As you wished , episode 3 is now here .
But , the response is kinda bad - All the topics you asked for are " not suitable " , in a way .
So I decided I came out with a topic of my own .
& This shall be my biggest hit YET .

Wondering whats the topic which I'm so confident of ?
Pop-stars . Well , shocked ?
Lets get the ball rolling .

Well , pop-stars these days are being faggots .
Seriously . Compare them with the past .

John Lennon VS Justin Bieber .

Air Supply VS Boys like girls .

Diana Ross VS Ke$ha .

Although must of us may not know , but these comparisms are just a one-sided fall .
& Also , you might not know , but the music in 1960's - 1980's can easily beat the music nowadays .
These pastimes of your parents rock the house .
Probably most of you might not enjoy it .
But take a try . Try to enjoy these music .
Carpenters , Beatles , Air Supply , Michael Jackson .

All are better than your modern time's Justin bieber or Miley Cyrus .

Enough of comparing , just take a look .
I'll start with Miley Cyrus
Can she even sing ?
Or is she just SCREAMING in front of the microphone ?
Listen to her LIVE . It just ruins your appetite .
Probably a 6year old girl would enjoy her performance , because of her variety show " Hannah Montana " .
They conclude that the in show hot girl is singing how she is in front of a recording studio .
& Not forgetting , how she psychos little kids .

Then lets take a look at the little girl , Justin Bieber .
I'm sure everyone feels like walking up to him ask a question , a question like :

" HEYYYYYYYYYY DUDDDDEEEEEEEE , WHATS WITH THE GAY VOICE ? DO YOU HAVE SOME GIRL HORMONES OR SOMETHING ? "

I'll probably do that , if I'm drunk .
Seriously ? How can he even sing a guy's song , with a girl's voice ?
He should sing something like :

" I'm a barbie girl , in the barbie world ... Life in plastic , is fantastic ! "

Ever wonder why he is so girly ?
IS it because it's born like this ?

Probably not .
Based on some research from the University of CarbonChloride , it is proven that he watches too much of powerpuff girls when young , & he takes his pants off & sits on the toilet bowl when he pees .

I'm sure Ms. Bieber wouldn't want to her much of her stories , so I'll probably stop here .

Let's change a topic .
How about Ke$ha , or Katy Perry ?
Do you even think they can actually sing ?
Or is it that they seduce their bosses & agents so that they can make it that far ?

I'm sure this question remains unanswered .

But even though SOME singers actually screwed up big time , I'm sure some deserve some attention , some like Taylor Swift .
Don't look at her like a 19 year old .
Look at her like she's a GREAT entertainer .
Not only does she have a SUPERB voice ( the total opposite from Ms Bieber ) , the way she expresses her feelings in a sole Country Music style certainly is worth applauding .
Try hearing her LIVE , she's as good as her is in the recording studios .

Another example ?
No problem .

Take a look at Westlife .
They made their debut quite long ago , but often named as the Beatles wannabes , they made music some to life .
Passion - their only belief .
If you have the passion for Singing & Entertaining , you'll enjoy your music , & that's want we did . We enjoyed their music .

Well , besides GREAT singers , we also have those who are great , but because of their outrageous fashion sense , or something that they did wrong , we often condemn them .

People like , Lady Gaga .
I'm sure we've heard more then enough of criticism on her , about how she wants to " LOOK DIFFERENTLY " .
Honestly , I felt that Lady Gaga's music is exceptionally good , but because she did so many funny things to herself , her popularity rate is certainly drifting away , & FAST .

Well , I'm sure most of you have heard enough of this post , so I'm ending this with 2 cool videos !
Check out this guy . He rocks , like seriously .
He has more song spoofs , check it out .





AEM .
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Well , hello people .
I know some of you are pretty much anticipating the episode 3 of my latest blog-series .

But , unfortunately , I shall robably only post it at either friday , saturday , or sunday .
Thanks to the recent AEM course I signed up in NYP .
But , even so , the course wasn't that bad - the food was nice , there are free snacks , & a two 15minute break , one 30 minute break , & a 1&ahalf hour LUNCH BREAK .

Thats good enough , well for me at least .
So ending my post here .
I'm getting some sleep . (:

CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 2 .
Friday, June 18, 2010
Hello people ~!
Well , I'm back .

Before I start , I'd like to express my gratitude to those who actually think " CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings " is nice , & not a waste of time . Additionally , they found it interesting & asked me to continue .

Well , here I am . (:
CHEERS FOR ME !



Lets get started .
But firstly , lets recap a little bit about episode 1 .
There's this part ..


"
Mhmm , closer friends of mine would know that this piece of Carbon Chloride hates only 3 things in his entire life :
1 . CHEEEEENA DOGS - they are invading Singapore .
2 . People with a HUGE B.O. - they irks me , & I'm sure everyone too .
3 . Absolute mama's girls & mama's boys - you know the reason .

"
Yeah , well one of it is going to be the topic for today . Guesses anyone ?
Okay , its CHEEEEEEEEEENA dogs .
Or should I say , CHEEEEEEENA bastards .

Like seriously people , why does the Singapore government even allow those fugly bastards to migrate to Singapore ?
If it continues I wonder what will happen ?
2000 : CHEENA invades .
2010 : CHEENA starts to bootlick & stuffs .
2040 : CHEENA TAKEOVER ?

O
M
G .


Like , seriously .
You'll see them everywhere .
On the bus , in the train , in schools & in geylang , selling their smelly bodies .
Even my chinese teachers are from that crappy country .


They are like , so irritating , with their STUPID dumb slang .
Similar to Malaysia , Singaporeans can easily PAWN CHEEENA'S ASS .
Want to bet ? I'll bet on CHEENA's nuclear weapons .
Lets check it out .



An Irritating CHEENA Person whom migrated to Singapore

VS

An Average Singaporean .



CHEENA : Yo , 没有用的新加坡人 , 你好吗 ?
S`PORE : Kaninabu Chao Chee Bai , Siam la fcuking dog .
CHEENA : huh ? 你在讲什么 ? 你在骂我吗 ? 如过是的请说华语 .
S`PORE : Kanina , 没有没有 , 我在说你妈妈是 prostitute lah . 不是骂你 .
& talk Chinese ah ? BEG ME LOR .
CHEENA : 你是在骂我妈妈什么 ? 我听不懂 .
S`PORE : 听听听 , 听 your lanjiao lah . And 听不懂 then your taiji lah .
CHEENA : 我真的听不懂 ! 你在说什么蓝桥 ? 你们新加坡的桥吗 ?
S`PORE : Your lanjiao lah . But you CHEENA should be no lanjiao .
CHEENA : 你在骂我国家吗 ? 如果你要骂骂我 , 别骂我国家你这只狗 !
S`PORE : want to your 国家 leh . Then you want how ?
CHEENA : ..
S`PORE : what 你 ? 你 your lampa lah .
CHEENA : ..
S`PORE : Ahh , somemore .
CHEENA : 你是找打架吗 ?

*S`POREAN punches his dick *

S`PORE : finish already .
CHEENA : 你打我 ? 我和我妈妈说 !
S`PORE : Okay , bus 80 straight to geylang .

LOL , okayokay . I know it's kinda lame . But that's how it's supposed to be . (:

Anyways , I to make a long story short , CHEENA's are just invading SG .
We should like , I don't know ? Make them NOT FEEL AT HOME .
If you know what it mean . ~.~

But some of you might suggest :
Well , what did the CHEENAS do to us ? In fact , they even helped us , like some of them are migrant workers at a construction site & some help with the teaching & stuffs .

Correction .
Well , what did they do to us ?
I don't know ? Probably something like sneezing loudly without covering their mouth ?
Or how about talking loudly in a library ?

& besides , when it comes to migrant construction workers , blangladashi workers are the best .
Well , at least they are trained for it & in comparision to the CHEENAS , they are obviously much more harworking .

Well, teaching is the most important point .
They came to Singapore with to teach Chinese . & they obviously rise to the top .
They just keep speaking chinese , thats why they can come to Singapore to easily teach .
It's like asking a Primary 6 student here to go over & teach English .
SAME .

But these incidents are not as ridiculous .
Check this out .

Beijing Olymipics :
SINGAPOREANS asked CHEENAS to carry a SINGAPORE FLAG to fight CHEENAS in CHEENA in the finals .

How epic is that ?

Anyways , final story , I don't like CHEENAS . LOL .
Yeah , & I should stop condemning them now , for I'll get sued even more .
Thats if , I get sued .

If you find my episodes nice , remember to tag & introduce to your friends !

Okayokay , remember to catch the CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 3 .
But here's the catch - you get to choose the topic .

You get to choose something you don't like & I'll rant about it .
So , tag on my tagbox what you want me to rant on ! (:

CHEERS ! ~.~

CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 1 .
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
H-E-L-L-O !
Well guys , I know it's been quite a while since I last posted something interesting .
So , today I'm going to post more about quite an interesting topic for most .

Lets get the ball rolling with an early hari raya to all .
Wondering why ? Well thats what Malaysians are going to celebrate .

Mhmm , closer friends of mine would know that this piece of Carbon Chloride hates only 3 things in his entire life :
1 . CHEEEEENA DOGS - they are invading Singapore .
2 . People with a HUGE B.O. - they irks me , & I'm sure everyone too .
3 . Absolute mama's girls & mama's boys - you know the reason .

Well , I'll add another 1 to my list .
4 . Malaysians .

I HATE THEM .
Let me get my story started .

Mhmm , as you all know the world cup started a few days ago & it's getting more & more intense . & Obviously I'm part of it . I watch the 2.30am match today morning , & only fell asleep at 4 . I remembered I was supposed to meet my friends at 11 today , so I got my alarm clock ready for a 9.15am wake-up-call .

& Not surprisingly , I woke up .
But my new found Malaysian friend wasn't .
Well , whats more ? A whole group of retards including me were trying to get her awake .

Anyways , to make a long story short , I was stuck at home today & malaysians are

ABSOLUTELY INCONSIDERATE & IRRESPONSIBLE DUMBASSSES .

That totally changed my whole perspective over Malaysians .
They should like start a war between themselves & kill one another .

Malaysians are such retards , like seriously .
Singapore needed Malaysia to survive ? Yeah , in a billion years probably .
While Singapore overcame obstacles to form a 3rd world country in 40 years , Malaysia are stuck in a 2nd world catergory , amongst contries like India .

In population matters they can say they kick our ass .
But while Singaporeans have the urgency & tendency to defend our own country , they struggled to find a decent amount of people to do so in their own country of population 3 times more than Singapore .

Well , we kick their asses in terms of cash .
$$SGD 1 = $$RMD 2.30 .
HOW COOL IS THAT ?
With this I don't see why Malaysians are so eager to join Singapore .

They can protest to say that their models are the limelight of their country .
Then I guess their limelight would be fugly bastards to us .
Besides , try ask their models to try to speak proper english .
How many in one can actually do that " difficult task " for them ?
How about Malay Language for a change ?
Probably only then then they could speak properly .

But oops , they can say .
They have something we don't have .
WATER .

But oops again we say .
Brains beat brawns suckers .

Obviously with so many smart people in Singapore compared to so many dumb uneducated birdbrains in Malaysia , some brainic is surely going to settle this problem , & he did .
NEWater is born .

They can protest AGAIN , technology .
They could say that most of the things are made in Malaysia . Absolutely correct .
But think again - how many of that things ACTUALLY WORK & LAST LONG ?

Again , we kicked their asses .
Why is it so easy to win them in over EVERYTHING ?

But we didn't want to take matters to far , or else something bad is going to happen . So , we allowed them to beat us in something .

Something called the " game of most retards & fugly bastards " .
They'll kick our butts in that , & we accept defeat .

So , well , consolation prize to them - they actually beat us in something .

Yeah , I know I might get into some kind of trouble with this COOL post , but I don't really care . Uhh , Malaysians migrated to Singapore might try to use their lousy slang of english language to confront me , or some of my Malaysian friends might not take me as a friend again , if I have such friends , that is .

So , I'll end my post here people .
Soo , remember to check out my 2nd episode of :
CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings .

Cheers , SINGAPOREANS ! (:

Busy Man .
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
LOL , hey people .
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time .

Anyways , time for updates .
Well , I seriously don't know what to blog about .

But it's kinda GREAT seeing that I'm updating this " lifeless blog " now .
But bringing more life to this blog shall be essential I guess .

So when I get less busier & irritated by some faggots , I most likely think of something interesting to blog about .

But meanwhile , CHEERS PEOPLE ! (:


Anyways , check this out .
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Yeah , kinda like helping my friend to advertise her " business blog " .
Well , opinions ?
Mhmmm , I would say the girl's stuffs are kinda nice , personally .
But the guys stuffs are kinda disgusting , unless you wanna be ghey .

So , go TRY TO ENJOY their blogshop .

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