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CarbonChloride
Well , it`s kinda of 'my name'. I dislike my original name so let's just cut the crap.29thSeptember1995; presents isn't a necessity , but a wish would be nice. Friends powers up my life , &Soccer is a L-O-V-E! "Fear not for the future;Weep not for the past." -Percy Bysshe Shelley. I have short attention span which is stupid, at least for me. I find joy in collecting receipts, especially ones with huge amounts. I have a sensitive side of my brain but it's pretty okay now . I'm attracted to the the sunlight, but I love the dark, for some WIERD reason. I love to go to school, but not so much for studying. I'm pure lazy, which MOST people tend to comment about. I love cleaniness - which is quite uncommon for a teenager in these modern times. I love to whine, I love to sleep - 2 things that keeps my parents notice me. I love to play jokes, which is more or less another reason why I LOVE MY LIFE. I hate window-shopping with myself; I prefer to keep everything SHORT&SWEET I condemn copycats; originality is more of my cup of tea . I dislike irritating shits, so shovel your face away if you are one! I pray hard that I don't see anything that spoils my eye, if you know what I mean. &lastly , I'm not perfect, & no one is so don't discriminate. :D " Only by desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich." –Democritus. Tagbox .
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Saturday, July 10, 2010
Yes , people , I know .It's not out , but I seriously dont know what to blog about . WHEN I THINK of it , it will come out . YES . LOL , in the meantime , probably some useless daily bloggings . Anyways , BYE . Blog tomorrow or something . :D LOL .
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Well earthlings .I know . WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BLOG ? Yeah . I'm here to update it . Hmm , Episode 4 ? Probably either tomorrow/monday/tuesday . Provided I have the time , if wou'd understand . LOL . Shall end my post here . I need to go for that stupid SWAP leader meeting . =.= CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 3 .
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Well , firstly , thanks for the support from everyone .As you wished , episode 3 is now here . But , the response is kinda bad - All the topics you asked for are " not suitable " , in a way . So I decided I came out with a topic of my own . & This shall be my biggest hit YET . Wondering whats the topic which I'm so confident of ? Pop-stars . Well , shocked ? Lets get the ball rolling . Well , pop-stars these days are being faggots . Seriously . Compare them with the past . John Lennon VS Justin Bieber . Air Supply VS Boys like girls . Diana Ross VS Ke$ha . Although must of us may not know , but these comparisms are just a one-sided fall . & Also , you might not know , but the music in 1960's - 1980's can easily beat the music nowadays . These pastimes of your parents rock the house . Probably most of you might not enjoy it . But take a try . Try to enjoy these music . Carpenters , Beatles , Air Supply , Michael Jackson . All are better than your modern time's Justin bieber or Miley Cyrus . Enough of comparing , just take a look . I'll start with Miley Cyrus Can she even sing ? Or is she just SCREAMING in front of the microphone ? Listen to her LIVE . It just ruins your appetite . Probably a 6year old girl would enjoy her performance , because of her variety show " Hannah Montana " . They conclude that the in show hot girl is singing how she is in front of a recording studio . & Not forgetting , how she psychos little kids . Then lets take a look at the little girl , Justin Bieber . I'm sure everyone feels like walking up to him ask a question , a question like : " HEYYYYYYYYYY DUDDDDEEEEEEEE , WHATS WITH THE GAY VOICE ? DO YOU HAVE SOME GIRL HORMONES OR SOMETHING ? " I'll probably do that , if I'm drunk . Seriously ? How can he even sing a guy's song , with a girl's voice ? He should sing something like : " I'm a barbie girl , in the barbie world ... Life in plastic , is fantastic ! " Ever wonder why he is so girly ? IS it because it's born like this ? Probably not . Based on some research from the University of CarbonChloride , it is proven that he watches too much of powerpuff girls when young , & he takes his pants off & sits on the toilet bowl when he pees . I'm sure Ms. Bieber wouldn't want to her much of her stories , so I'll probably stop here . Let's change a topic . How about Ke$ha , or Katy Perry ? Do you even think they can actually sing ? Or is it that they seduce their bosses & agents so that they can make it that far ? I'm sure this question remains unanswered . But even though SOME singers actually screwed up big time , I'm sure some deserve some attention , some like Taylor Swift . Don't look at her like a 19 year old . Look at her like she's a GREAT entertainer . Not only does she have a SUPERB voice ( the total opposite from Ms Bieber ) , the way she expresses her feelings in a sole Country Music style certainly is worth applauding . Try hearing her LIVE , she's as good as her is in the recording studios . Another example ? No problem . Take a look at Westlife . They made their debut quite long ago , but often named as the Beatles wannabes , they made music some to life . Passion - their only belief . If you have the passion for Singing & Entertaining , you'll enjoy your music , & that's want we did . We enjoyed their music . Well , besides GREAT singers , we also have those who are great , but because of their outrageous fashion sense , or something that they did wrong , we often condemn them . People like , Lady Gaga . I'm sure we've heard more then enough of criticism on her , about how she wants to " LOOK DIFFERENTLY " . Honestly , I felt that Lady Gaga's music is exceptionally good , but because she did so many funny things to herself , her popularity rate is certainly drifting away , & FAST . Well , I'm sure most of you have heard enough of this post , so I'm ending this with 2 cool videos ! Check out this guy . He rocks , like seriously . He has more song spoofs , check it out . AEM .
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Well , hello people .I know some of you are pretty much anticipating the episode 3 of my latest blog-series . But , unfortunately , I shall robably only post it at either friday , saturday , or sunday . Thanks to the recent AEM course I signed up in NYP . But , even so , the course wasn't that bad - the food was nice , there are free snacks , & a two 15minute break , one 30 minute break , & a 1&ahalf hour LUNCH BREAK . Thats good enough , well for me at least . So ending my post here . I'm getting some sleep . (: CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 2 .
Friday, June 18, 2010
Hello people ~!Well , I'm back . Before I start , I'd like to express my gratitude to those who actually think " CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings " is nice , & not a waste of time . Additionally , they found it interesting & asked me to continue . Well , here I am . (: CHEERS FOR ME ! Lets get started . But firstly , lets recap a little bit about episode 1 . There's this part .. " Mhmm , closer friends of mine would know that this piece of Carbon Chloride hates only 3 things in his entire life : 1 . CHEEEEENA DOGS - they are invading Singapore . 2 . People with a HUGE B.O. - they irks me , & I'm sure everyone too . 3 . Absolute mama's girls & mama's boys - you know the reason . " Yeah , well one of it is going to be the topic for today . Guesses anyone ? Okay , its CHEEEEEEEEEENA dogs . Or should I say , CHEEEEEEENA bastards . Like seriously people , why does the Singapore government even allow those fugly bastards to migrate to Singapore ? If it continues I wonder what will happen ? 2000 : CHEENA invades . 2010 : CHEENA starts to bootlick & stuffs . 2040 : CHEENA TAKEOVER ? O M G . Like , seriously . You'll see them everywhere . On the bus , in the train , in schools & in geylang , selling their smelly bodies . Even my chinese teachers are from that crappy country . They are like , so irritating , with their STUPID dumb slang . Similar to Malaysia , Singaporeans can easily PAWN CHEEENA'S ASS . Want to bet ? I'll bet on CHEENA's nuclear weapons . Lets check it out . An Irritating CHEENA Person whom migrated to Singapore VS An Average Singaporean . CHEENA : Yo , 没有用的新加坡人 , 你好吗 ? S`PORE : Kaninabu Chao Chee Bai , Siam la fcuking dog . CHEENA : huh ? 你在讲什么 ? 你在骂我吗 ? 如过是的请说华语 . S`PORE : Kanina , 没有没有 , 我在说你妈妈是 prostitute lah . 不是骂你 . & talk Chinese ah ? BEG ME LOR . CHEENA : 你是在骂我妈妈什么 ? 我听不懂 . S`PORE : 听听听 , 听 your lanjiao lah . And 听不懂 then your taiji lah . CHEENA : 我真的听不懂 ! 你在说什么蓝桥 ? 你们新加坡的桥吗 ? S`PORE : Your lanjiao lah . But you CHEENA should be no lanjiao . CHEENA : 你在骂我国家吗 ? 如果你要骂骂我 , 别骂我国家你这只狗 ! S`PORE : 我 want to 骂 your 国家 leh . Then you want how ? CHEENA : 你 .. S`PORE : 你 what 你 ? 你 your lampa lah . CHEENA : 你 .. S`PORE : Ahh , 你 somemore . CHEENA : 你是找打架吗 ? *S`POREAN punches his dick * S`PORE : 打 finish already . CHEENA : 你打我 ? 我和我妈妈说 ! S`PORE : Okay , bus 80 straight to geylang . LOL , okayokay . I know it's kinda lame . But that's how it's supposed to be . (: Anyways , I to make a long story short , CHEENA's are just invading SG . We should like , I don't know ? Make them NOT FEEL AT HOME . If you know what it mean . ~.~ But some of you might suggest : Well , what did the CHEENAS do to us ? In fact , they even helped us , like some of them are migrant workers at a construction site & some help with the teaching & stuffs . Correction . Well , what did they do to us ? I don't know ? Probably something like sneezing loudly without covering their mouth ? Or how about talking loudly in a library ? & besides , when it comes to migrant construction workers , blangladashi workers are the best . Well , at least they are trained for it & in comparision to the CHEENAS , they are obviously much more harworking . Well, teaching is the most important point . They came to Singapore with to teach Chinese . & they obviously rise to the top . They just keep speaking chinese , thats why they can come to Singapore to easily teach . It's like asking a Primary 6 student here to go over & teach English . SAME . But these incidents are not as ridiculous . Check this out . Beijing Olymipics : SINGAPOREANS asked CHEENAS to carry a SINGAPORE FLAG to fight CHEENAS in CHEENA in the finals . How epic is that ? Anyways , final story , I don't like CHEENAS . LOL . Yeah , & I should stop condemning them now , for I'll get sued even more . Thats if , I get sued . If you find my episodes nice , remember to tag & introduce to your friends ! Okayokay , remember to catch the CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 3 . But here's the catch - you get to choose the topic . You get to choose something you don't like & I'll rant about it . So , tag on my tagbox what you want me to rant on ! (: CHEERS ! ~.~ CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings - Episode 1 .
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
H-E-L-L-O !Well guys , I know it's been quite a while since I last posted something interesting . So , today I'm going to post more about quite an interesting topic for most . Lets get the ball rolling with an early hari raya to all . Wondering why ? Well thats what Malaysians are going to celebrate . Mhmm , closer friends of mine would know that this piece of Carbon Chloride hates only 3 things in his entire life : 1 . CHEEEEENA DOGS - they are invading Singapore . 2 . People with a HUGE B.O. - they irks me , & I'm sure everyone too . 3 . Absolute mama's girls & mama's boys - you know the reason . Well , I'll add another 1 to my list . 4 . Malaysians . I HATE THEM . Let me get my story started . Mhmm , as you all know the world cup started a few days ago & it's getting more & more intense . & Obviously I'm part of it . I watch the 2.30am match today morning , & only fell asleep at 4 . I remembered I was supposed to meet my friends at 11 today , so I got my alarm clock ready for a 9.15am wake-up-call . & Not surprisingly , I woke up . But my new found Malaysian friend wasn't . Well , whats more ? A whole group of retards including me were trying to get her awake . Anyways , to make a long story short , I was stuck at home today & malaysians are ABSOLUTELY INCONSIDERATE & IRRESPONSIBLE DUMBASSSES . That totally changed my whole perspective over Malaysians . They should like start a war between themselves & kill one another . Malaysians are such retards , like seriously . Singapore needed Malaysia to survive ? Yeah , in a billion years probably . While Singapore overcame obstacles to form a 3rd world country in 40 years , Malaysia are stuck in a 2nd world catergory , amongst contries like India . In population matters they can say they kick our ass . But while Singaporeans have the urgency & tendency to defend our own country , they struggled to find a decent amount of people to do so in their own country of population 3 times more than Singapore . Well , we kick their asses in terms of cash . $$SGD 1 = $$RMD 2.30 . HOW COOL IS THAT ? With this I don't see why Malaysians are so eager to join Singapore . They can protest to say that their models are the limelight of their country . Then I guess their limelight would be fugly bastards to us . Besides , try ask their models to try to speak proper english . How many in one can actually do that " difficult task " for them ? How about Malay Language for a change ? Probably only then then they could speak properly . But oops , they can say . They have something we don't have . WATER . But oops again we say . Brains beat brawns suckers . Obviously with so many smart people in Singapore compared to so many dumb uneducated birdbrains in Malaysia , some brainic is surely going to settle this problem , & he did . NEWater is born . They can protest AGAIN , technology . They could say that most of the things are made in Malaysia . Absolutely correct . But think again - how many of that things ACTUALLY WORK & LAST LONG ? Again , we kicked their asses . Why is it so easy to win them in over EVERYTHING ? But we didn't want to take matters to far , or else something bad is going to happen . So , we allowed them to beat us in something . Something called the " game of most retards & fugly bastards " . They'll kick our butts in that , & we accept defeat . So , well , consolation prize to them - they actually beat us in something . Yeah , I know I might get into some kind of trouble with this COOL post , but I don't really care . Uhh , Malaysians migrated to Singapore might try to use their lousy slang of english language to confront me , or some of my Malaysian friends might not take me as a friend again , if I have such friends , that is . So , I'll end my post here people . Soo , remember to check out my 2nd episode of : CarbonChloride's Ugly Rantings . Cheers , SINGAPOREANS ! (: Busy Man .
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
LOL , hey people .LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time . Anyways , time for updates . Well , I seriously don't know what to blog about . But it's kinda GREAT seeing that I'm updating this " lifeless blog " now . But bringing more life to this blog shall be essential I guess . So when I get less busier & irritated by some faggots , I most likely think of something interesting to blog about . But meanwhile , CHEERS PEOPLE ! (: Anyways , check this out . www.shopdaoxiao.blogspot.com Yeah , kinda like helping my friend to advertise her " business blog " . Well , opinions ? Mhmmm , I would say the girl's stuffs are kinda nice , personally . But the guys stuffs are kinda disgusting , unless you wanna be ghey . So , go TRY TO ENJOY their blogshop . (: |
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